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MY CAKE, COURTESY OF PUBLIX:
TRUE STORY: I WANTED THIS PICTURE BUT PUBLIX'S EXACT WORDS WERE: "WE ARE A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT AND THAT IS TOO CRUDE TO PUT ON A CAKE"
KALA CAME OVER AND WE HAD SO. MUCH. FUN!!!!!
SWAG ON, HATERS OFF. WE BLEW BUBBLES, ATE CAKE AND ICE CREAM, LOOKED AT THE GAY PORN STASH UNDER MY MATTRESS, ATTACKED MY FAM WITH SILLY STRING, AND TOOK PHOTOS IN MENTAL HOSPITAL GOWNS (COURTESY OF RIVERWOODS)
THIS WAS THE BEST.
ETA:
"SAMN" (1:25:37 AM) : DID THY REALLY DENY YOU YOUR BLAIR AND SERENA CAKE?
doctor lulz (1:26:00 AM) : YES AND THEN I ARGUED WITH THE WOMAN AND ONCE I LOST I INFORMED HER THEY ARE SECRETLY GAY
doctor lulz (1:26:03 AM) : ON SCREEN AND OFF
"SAMN" (1:26:23 AM) : LOLOL
doctor lulz (1:26:26 AM) : SHE CALLED ME STUPID (IN THE GHETTO "YOU SO STUPID" JOKING WAY) AND PEACED THE FUCK OUT
"SAMN" (1:26:34 AM) : I'M SURE SHE CARED
ETA PT 2:
I FORGOT TO ADD THE BEN TOY ON THE CAKE COMES OFF AND YOU CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND HE SLAPS HIS WATCH. I PRESSED THE BUTTON FOR FOUR FULL MINUTES AND SAID "I'M GOIN' HERO!" EACH TIME
ETA PT 2:
I FORGOT TO ADD THE BEN TOY ON THE CAKE COMES OFF AND YOU CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND HE SLAPS HIS WATCH. I PRESSED THE BUTTON FOR FOUR FULL MINUTES AND SAID "I'M GOIN' HERO!" EACH TIME
accomplished