LADY JUSTICE WEPT TODAY

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-11-11T22:40:00

2009-11-12T03:40:57Z

I GOT SKYPE, WHO WANTS TO CHAT ME UP?

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-11-03T23:48:00

2009-11-04T04:49:12Z

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE ANAKIN CHOSE THE DARK SIDE

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-07-28T00:11:00

2009-07-28T04:12:59Z

PLZ GOD TRANSLATE THIS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SPANISH

NNNNNNNNNNNNNG I NEED THIS SO BAD I NEED SEADRAMON HALP PLZ

THIS IS A FIERCE BITCH EMMA FROST POST

2009-07-05T05:42:26Z

SO

SO

SO

REMEMBER HOW I WAS SUPER UPSET ABOUT THE HBIC NO-BITCHASSNESS-ALLOWED EMMA FROST'S SELFLESS SACRIFICE/DEATH?

WELL! HER MAJESTY WIKIPEDIA HAS INFORMED ME THAT THE FIERCE BITCH IN QUESTION WILL MOST LIKELY RETURN NEXT SEASON THANKS TO THAT WHORE THE PHOENIX.

GO EMMA! FUCK JEAN! YEAH!

ALSO

ALSO

ALSO

I TOTES MET THE OWNER OF EMMAFROSTFILES.COM TODAY. FUCKING SHIT I'VE WASTED SO MANY HOURS SURFING THAT SITE LOOKING AT PIX AND TRYING TO MAKE THEM FIT MY DESKTOP. SO MANY TIMES I'VE SAID "LOL HOMEWORK" AND READ USELESS EMMA FACTS!!!!! STARSTRUCK

ALSO ILD WHAT DID YOU MEAN EARLIER WHEN YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING BACK TO THE DARK SIDE, WHAT IS THAT, I NEED TO KNOW

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-06-30T19:29:00

2009-06-30T23:32:00Z

OH GOD I AM SO UPSET OVER THIS DEATH

GUYS

I CHECKED AN LJ COMMUNITY AND IT REMINDED ME AND I CRIED ACTUAL TEARS OF SORROW

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE MY FIERCE BITCH FROM ME

WHY

WHY

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL THE HBIC FIERCEST BITCH ALIVE

OH GOD EMMA FROST ILU WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE YOU, YOU WILL BE MISSED YOU FIERCE BITCH

FUCK SCOTT

DOUBLE FUCK JEAN

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-06-27T10:28:00

2009-06-27T14:29:15Z

HURF DURR GOT A TATTOO

FUCK YEAH

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-06-02T22:47:00

2009-06-03T02:57:07Z

PIERCINGS:

EARRINGS (8 GAUGE)
TONGUE
NOSE (SEPTUM)
LIP (LABRET)

JUST GOT MY SEPTUM DONE LAST NITE!

THIS IS A PIC OF ME, MINUTES AFTER IT WAS DONE! HAD TO PIERCE IT, THEN MY FRIEND COULDN'T FIND THE SECOND HOLE AND I HAD TO PARTIALLY RE-PIERCE IT

NOTE THAT MY EYES ARE PUFFY FROM CRYING AND ALSO DRINKING. I DID HAVE A FEW SHOTS FOR COURAGE.

BUT SRSLY WHAT THE FUCK, I WASN'T CRYING FROM PAIN, MY EYES JUST WATERED SUPER BAD. PLUS I KEPT COUGHING AND SNEEZING. IDK IT WAS WEIRD. BUT SUPER PAINFUL.

WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A BUBZ B. LION 20TH BIRFDAI POST SPECTACULAR

2009-05-15T05:23:28Z

MY CAKE, COURTESY OF PUBLIX:

TRUE STORY: I WANTED THIS PICTURE BUT PUBLIX'S EXACT WORDS WERE: "WE ARE A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT AND THAT IS TOO CRUDE TO PUT ON A CAKE"

KALA CAME OVER AND WE HAD SO. MUCH. FUN!!!!!

SWAG ON, HATERS OFF. WE BLEW BUBBLES, ATE CAKE AND ICE CREAM, LOOKED AT THE GAY PORN STASH UNDER MY MATTRESS, ATTACKED MY FAM WITH SILLY STRING, AND TOOK PHOTOS IN MENTAL HOSPITAL GOWNS (COURTESY OF RIVERWOODS)

THIS WAS THE BEST. ~~DUNDIES~~ BIRTHDAY. EVER!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ETA:

"SAMN" (1:25:37 AM): DID THY REALLY DENY YOU YOUR BLAIR AND SERENA CAKE?

doctor lulz (1:26:00 AM): YES AND THEN I ARGUED WITH THE WOMAN AND ONCE I LOST I INFORMED HER THEY ARE SECRETLY GAY

doctor lulz (1:26:03 AM): ON SCREEN AND OFF

"SAMN" (1:26:23 AM): LOLOL

doctor lulz (1:26:26 AM): SHE CALLED ME STUPID (IN THE GHETTO "YOU SO STUPID" JOKING WAY) AND PEACED THE FUCK OUT

"SAMN" (1:26:34 AM): I'M SURE SHE CARED

ETA PT 2:
I FORGOT TO ADD THE BEN TOY ON THE CAKE COMES OFF AND YOU CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND HE SLAPS HIS WATCH. I PRESSED THE BUTTON FOR FOUR FULL MINUTES AND SAID "I'M GOIN' HERO!" EACH TIME

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-20T17:09:00

2009-04-20T21:11:48Z

OH MY FUCKING GOD

http://www.redtube.com/20616

SO I SAW THIS BITCH FUCKING HER SLAVE AND IT WAS PRETTY HOT

AND SO I WAS LIKE CHECK, SAME HOT BRITISH DOMINATRIX

BUT THIS MADE ME LOL UNTIL I COULDN'T FUCKING BREATHE. IT WASN'T SEXY, IT WAS HILARIOUS

I WANT TO FUCK TAYLOR WANE BUT I THINK IF I DID SHE WOULD MAKE ME CRY, AS I IMAGINE SEX WITH DAPHAKNEE WOULD BE

OH GOD LOL THIS BITCH IS HILARIOUS. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE VID WHERE SHE FUCKS A PRO AT THE SLAVE BUSINESS. ALL THAT "YES MISTRESS" GETS ME HOT AND BOTHERED.

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-18T04:41:00

2009-04-18T08:44:27Z

DEAR EGGIE

THERE WAS A TWILIGHT THREAD ON /b/ AND SOMEONE POSTED THE ENTIRE SET OF THAT TWILIGHT THING YOU DID, I LOL'D AND THEN SHOWED UP AND WAS LIKE "GOOD JOB CREDITING EGGIE YOU WHORE" WITH YOUR STACY INTERNET LAWYER PIC

AND THEN I GOT ACCUSED OF BEING YOU D:

I HAD YOUR BACK MAN

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-13T21:50:00

2009-04-14T01:52:00Z

FUCK YEAH BEN 10 SHIRT

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-06T02:29:00

2009-04-06T06:30:45Z

http://hiryuu.diaryland.com/

IT IS UNLOCKED, ANYONE CAN FEEL FREE TO LOL AT WHAT A FUCKING MORON I WAS

IF YOU REALLY WANNA LOL, GO TO THE FIRST ENTRIES.

LAUGH IT UP WHORES, YOU WERE 13 ONCE TOO!

but it won't last forever

2009-04-06T05:39:09Z

SO, THIS ENTRY WILL BE MY 1,000 ENTRY

I HAD DECIDED THAT I WOULD EXPLAIN WHAT I'VE DONE OVER MY PAST FOUR YEARS ON LJ, AND HOW I'VE GROWN, MAYBE RELIVE SOME OLD ENTRIES

... AND THEN I LOOKED AT THOSE OLD ENTRIES.

AND I REALIZED, THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN I USED TO GO BACK AND READ MY DIARYLAND DIARY. I WOULD SEE HOW DUMB I WAS, AND BE LIKE "LOL" AND THEN FEEL A RUSH OF THANKFULNESS FOR HOW AWESOME I AM NOW.

TRUTH: BACK IN 2005, BEFORE I GOT ON THE NETS AND MET ALL OF THESE PEOPLE, I:

- HAD NO CONFIDENCE, SELF OR OTHERWISE
- WAS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE AND CRIED AT THE DROP OF A PIN
- GENERALLY HATED MYSELF AND MY LIFE AND EVERY PERSON EVER

I'VE GROWN A LOT SINCE THEN. I MEAN, I'VE ALSO DEVELOPED AN IRREVERSIBLE INTERNET TROLL PERSONALITY DISORDER, BUT I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR AS TO SAY THAT'S BAD. IT HELPS ME NOT TAKE OTHER PEOPLE SO SERIOUS, OR MYSELF. KEEPS LIFE INTERESTING.

I THINK I'M A GENERALLY GOOD PERSON WITH GOOD GOALS. AND I LOVE PEOPLE SO MUCH, MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS THE MOST CONFIDENT PERSON THEY'VE EVER MET.

SO, FOUR YEARS HAS DONE A LOT OF GOOD FOR ME. IN 2005 I COULD HAVE SWORN I'D NEVER GO TO COLLEGE OR HAVE A FUTURE. NOW I CAN'T WAIT TO BE THE BEST FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST OR TEACHER EVER. WHATEVER I DO, I'LL BE GOOD AT IT.

doctor lulz (1:18:54 AM): SO MY NEXT ENTRY
doctor lulz (1:18:57 AM): WILL BE MY 1,000 ENTRY
doctor lulz (1:19:29 AM): HAHA YOU HAVE 56
doctor lulz (1:19:32 AM): YOU DELETE YOURS LIKE A FAG
Crash8658 (1:19:45 AM): LOLOL SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
doctor lulz (1:22:06 AM): OH MY GOD SAMN
doctor lulz (1:22:10 AM): I'M LOOKING AT MY FIRST ENTRIES
doctor lulz (1:22:12 AM): I WAS SUCH A BITCH
doctor lulz (1:22:15 AM): I USED THE WORD SNARK
Crash8658 (1:22:32 AM): LOLOL
doctor lulz (1:23:17 AM): OH GOD I JUST SAID "TEH SEX"
Crash8658 (1:23:25 AM): LMFAO
Crash8658 (1:23:32 AM): CAMERON IS TEH SEX, RIGHT OLD BUBZ?
doctor lulz (1:23:38 AM): OH GOD ME IN 2005 = DOUCE
doctor lulz (1:23:40 AM): DOUCHE
doctor lulz (1:23:44 AM): I AM SO UPSET I CAN'T SPELL
Crash8658 (1:23:56 AM): LOLOL
doctor lulz (1:24:04 AM): OH GOD I CALLED CHASE DR. MANDINGO
Crash8658 (1:24:16 AM): LMFAO
doctor lulz (1:24:27 AM): UNFFFFFFFFFFFFF IN THE BAD WAY
doctor lulz (1:26:11 AM): OH MY GOD I SAID ENCHANTED APRIL IS AWESOME
Crash8658 (1:26:28 AM): WHAT
doctor lulz (1:26:35 AM): IDK MAN
doctor lulz (1:27:32 AM): I SAID MAN, BUMMERE
doctor lulz (1:27:34 AM): BUMMER
doctor lulz (1:27:36 AM): OH GOD
doctor lulz (1:27:39 AM): LOSING ALL ABILITY TO TYPE
doctor lulz (1:27:43 AM): HATRED OF SELF GROWING
Crash8658 (1:28:16 AM): LOLOL
doctor lulz (1:28:27 AM): OH GOD I POSTED WITH EXCITEMENT OVER A KINGDOM HEARTS GAME
doctor lulz (1:29:36 AM): UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG SAMN IT HURTS
Crash8658 (1:29:52 AM): LOLOL STOP IT BUBZ
Crash8658 (1:29:58 AM): NOW YOU UNDERSTAND W HY I DELETE EVERYTHING
doctor lulz (1:30:04 AM): NO
doctor lulz (1:30:05 AM): NO, SAMN
doctor lulz (1:30:08 AM): IT'S GOOD TO KEEP THINGS
doctor lulz (1:30:11 AM): SO YOU CAN LOOK BACK'
Crash8658 (1:30:11 AM): LOL NO IT IS NOT
doctor lulz (1:30:13 AM): AND BE LIKE
doctor lulz (1:30:16 AM): GOD DAMN I WAS DUMB
Crash8658 (1:30:17 AM): LOLOL BRB
doctor lulz (1:30:19 AM): I'M SO AWESOME NOW
Crash8658 went away at 1:30:29 AM.
doctor lulz (1:30:31 AM): FINE YOU GO BRB

Auto Response from Crash8658 (1:30:31 AM): I am away from my computer right now.

doctor lulz (1:30:33 AM): YOU GO AWAY
doctor lulz (1:30:39 AM): I'M JUST HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS
doctor lulz (1:30:41 AM): IT'S OKAY
doctor lulz (1:30:42 AM): GO
doctor lulz (1:30:46 AM): GO DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING
doctor lulz (1:30:49 AM): FAGGOT

FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT: http://i-heart-cameron.livejournal.com/2005/

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-06T01:08:00

2009-04-06T05:10:49Z

HEY YOU KNOW I NEVER REALLY LIKED THIS KATY PERRY SONG BUT THE VIDEO IS REALLY COOL, YOU SHOULD WATCH IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E99RTFqK17o

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-03T19:55:00

2009-04-03T23:59:00Z

"KATIE"
"YES MOM"
"DID YOU JUST DISCONNECT ME FROM THE INTERNET?"

WAT

master trashy 88 (7:55:45 PM): LOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL YOU HAVE THE POWER BUBZ YOU HAVE THE POWER

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-04-03T02:56:00

2009-04-03T07:01:52Z

DEAR POLLY AND NIIC

I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES SO I AM POSTING HERE

I HAVE JOINED A NEW RP CALLED glaxcinprison

IT IS WHERE YOUR CHARACTER IS PUT IN PRISON FOR THE CRIME OF YOUR CHOOSING AND LULZ ENSUE

I WOULD LOVE FOR ANAKIN TO SHOW UP IN HIS SEXY BODY (ALL CHARS MUST HAVE HUMAN BODIES BASICALLY SO IT WORKS OUT GREAT) OR LEIA TO SHOW UP SCREAMING FUCK THE EMPIRE

ESPECIALLY ANAKIN, SO HE AND SHEGO CAN GET HIGH ON METH

I RLY LIKE THE IDEA OF HAVING LEIA AND SHEGO GETTING THAT SISTER RELATIONSHIP BACK, I LIKED THAT (SHEGO HAS LIKE TWO GIRLFRIENDS SO SHE'S NOT FUCKING ANAKIN ANYTIME SOON, CAN YOU SAY SOMEONE APPED KIM POSSIBLE?)

PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY SO I KNOW WHETHER OR NOT TO TAKE YOU OUT OF MY E-WILL. I ALSO GOT (BESIDES SHEGO) CANON-CAMERON (NON-VAMP SRY), BEN TENNYSON (SHUT UP I FUCKING LOVE BEN 10), AND I AM THINKING OF APPING IKUTO BECAUSE A JUNGLE CHILD AND HIS BIRD CREATURE IN A JAIL CELL = INSTANT LULZ

THNX!

P.S. HOUSE SUCKS

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-03-02T01:38:00

2009-03-02T06:39:44Z

I CUT OFF ALL MY HAIR

AND DYED IT RED

I CALL IT MY JEAN GREY MOVIEVERSE HAIRS

DTHJWRTILUHI46

2009-02-20T07:38:48Z

ADMITTED!

ADMITTED!

ADMITTED!

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-02-10T22:59:00

2009-02-11T04:00:02Z

OH MY FUCKING GOD

WAT

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-02-10T01:59:00

2009-02-10T07:01:38Z

WHERE IS SAMN

I OWE HER AN ASSBEATING

ALSO I NEED A MARIO KART ICON, WTF IS THIS

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-02-08T00:29:00

2009-02-08T05:30:36Z

I GOT MY TONGUE PIERCED

ANGEL DID IT IN HER BATHROOM WITH A SEWING NEEDLE

CURT GOT HIS DONE, I WATCHED HIM AND I WAS LIKE "FUCKING HELL I COULD DO THAT" SO I DID

AWESOME

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-01-29T00:22:00

2009-01-29T05:24:23Z

doctor lulz (11:56:46 PM): TELL ME AWESOME THINGS ABOUT ROGUE

"BONE" (11:57:42 PM): lol i don't follow x-men as much as i do the avengers, but this http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Rogue_%28Anna_Marie%29_%28Earth-616%29

"BONE" (11:57:48 PM): might be a little easier to read

doctor lulz (11:58:04 PM): LOL I JUST WANTED RANDOM TIDBITS

doctor lulz (11:58:04 PM): LIKE

doctor lulz (11:58:11 PM): "ONE TIME ROGUE PUNCHED SOMEBODY INTO THE SUN"

doctor lulz (11:58:17 PM): "OMG REALLY SHE'S SO HOT TELL ME MORE BONE"

HEY GUYS TELL ME AWESOME THINGS ABOUT ROGUE

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-01-28T23:11:00

2009-01-29T04:11:23Z

OH BTW HOUSE SUCKS

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-01-28T23:07:00

2009-01-29T04:11:07Z

GOD DAMN IT IDA

SHE'S IN LIKE PARIS OR SOME SHIT

GOD DAMN

SHE WAS IN SWEDEN, AND I KNOW SHE VACAYS IN LIKE LONDON OR SOME SHIT, BUT NOW SHE'S IN PARIS

OR SOME SHIT

MANG I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE SOUTH, THIS BITCH IS ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD

COME HOME I MISS CAMTEEN AND KOOPS V. BADLY D:

I NEED A NEW RP TO JOIN WHILE I WAIT FOR HER TO GET BACK, BESIDES THE STUFF I HAVE PLANNED WITH MOLLY

i_heart_cameron @ 2009-01-27T03:12:00

2009-01-27T08:16:47Z

GUYSSSSS I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING ALL OF X-MEN EVOLUTION (AGAIN)

THE NEW SERIES WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN GOT ME LUSTING FOR MORE X-MEN, I AM BECOMING OBSESSED AGAIN, I HAVE SPENT OVER 9,000 HOURS WIKI'ING ANYONE EVEN MENTIONED ON ROGUE'S PAGE

GOD DAMN I LOVE HER, IF SOMEONE JUST GAVE HER A BRACELET FROM THE ANTI-MUTANT FACILITIES IT WOULD B& HER POWERS

THEN I COULD FUCK HER

KITTY PRYDE AND X23 CAN WATCH (SHE'S OF AGE, RIGHT? NVMD SUBSTITUTE BOOM BOOM, BITCH IS HILARIOUS)

EVO ROGUE IS MY ALL TIME FAVE THOUGH F'REALS

BITCH HAS REAL PROBLEMS! BITCH IS FROM THE STREETS!

MAYBE THE WOODS, WHO CARES SHE'S HOT AMIRITE?

WHERE'S SIMMY, SIMMY KNOWS

OK IT'S TOTALLY TIME FOR ME TO WATCH ALL FOUR SEASONS OF BEN 10 THAT I ORDERED FOR A STEAL OF 45 DOLLARS ON EBAY, ILU BEN 10